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	<title>Comments on: Former Tyco execs watch portfolios grow while in prison&#8230;</title>
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	<description>Morningstar&#039;s guide to what&#039;s hiding in SEC filings</description>
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		<title>By: alan</title>
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		<dc:creator>alan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone emailed this to me.Don&#039;t know if it is true,but judging from my savings it could be.



Thought we could use something to cheer us up in the economically hard times. 
RETIREMENT INCOME

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have 

$6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left. But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of 

beer one year ago, drank all of the beer then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It&#039;s called the 401-Keg.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone emailed this to me.Don&#8217;t know if it is true,but judging from my savings it could be.</p>
<p>Thought we could use something to cheer us up in the economically hard times.<br />
RETIREMENT INCOME</p>
<p>If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have </p>
<p>$6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left. But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of </p>
<p>beer one year ago, drank all of the beer then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.</p>
<p>Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s called the 401-Keg&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Ted Murphy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ted Murphy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hah, that&#039;s a great point.  Either he should be released, or he should have a hell of a lot of new company.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hah, that&#8217;s a great point.  Either he should be released, or he should have a hell of a lot of new company.</p>
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